A Little Country-Country

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    Bullwinkle, the star of the show, graciously introduces his band, except for Boris and Natasha, who have to wait for Boris to pop in their names. Bullwinkle wants to play a “little country,” but Boris thinks he is talking about actual countries instead. After they finish playing, Boris takes a jab at Bullwinkle's vocal abilities.

    Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! It's show time! And here's our star, that lovable lame-brain, that Northwoods niddy-noddy, Bullwinkle!

    Bullwinkle: ...niddy-noddy? Well heidi good buddies! Behind me we got Rocky da Flying Squirrel on fiddle (Audience: Yay) Tooter Turtle on drums (Audience: Yay), and Hoppity Hooper on Harmonicky! (Audience: Yay) To my left, Underdog on sax! (Audience: Yay) And over here, Dudley Do-Right on wind-up phony-graph!

    Boris: And up here, Boris and Natasha! (Audience: Boo)

    Bullwinkle: Now we're gonna play a little country! (Audience: Yay)

    Boris: Oh Goodie!

    Natasha: You like that Boris?

    Boris: Sure! Give me a little country every time!

    Natasha: Why dahlink?

    Boris: Big countries put me in jail! (Audience: Boo)

    Bullwinkle: No no! This here is a little USA country music! (Audience: Yay)

    Boris: A little USA country music?

    Bullwinkle: Yup!

    Boris: Hehehe, must be the Puerto Rico Polka! Ho ho ho ho!

    Rocky: Boo! Let's show the man gang!

    Country Music Interlude

    Underdog: We'll be back in just a bit! While we're gone, why not visit my metropolis for some fun and games? (Audience: Yay)

    Boris: Hey Dog! You know the Moose plays flat all the time?

    Underdog: No, but if you hum a few bars we'll try to... (Audience: Boo) I gess you're right!

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